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You was the impostor on among us and killed someone in front of a group of people and convinced them that it was just a suicide my nigga you genius as shit, Nigga you made a A+ on yo Egyptian Hieroglyphics quizzlet test and yo teacher gave you a Magnesium atom as a reward bitch ass nigga fuck is you talkin bout, What boy yo knee caps smell like caucasion seaweed dick sauce with spinach and ketchup on that shit mixed with expired milk and black pepper ugly ass boy im finna cook the shit out yo ugly ass that's why yo back boneS is connected to yo front tooth because yo family sealed the 9 tailed fox chakra inside of yo elbows and it reconstructed yo exo-skeleton bitch ass nigga finna cook the shit out of you boy, What boy you got mad because you was tryna learn how to cook mac and cheese and you searched "How to make mac and cheese" on youtube and found a HowToBasic video and watched 3 minutes of it and ya house caught on fire because he told you to throw eggs at yo microwave and yo oven bitch ass stupid ass nigga fuck is wrong with you, What boy yo grandma made alligator flavored pop-sicles by fusing them bitches with dry cactus DNA ugly ass nigga fuck is wrong with yo ass boy, Nah nigga that shit was actually terrible my nigga I was on tour with my niggas 3 months ago and caught yo ass moon walking on the calabasas tryna recreate blue face and DDG's new hit song called Moonwalking in the calabasas bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga yo grandma got a old pair of dentures that teleport to random places in her house because she got a rare disease that makes her saliva switch deminsions nigga she weird as fuck, What boy your dad works at six flags and gets paid 93 cents a day just do spray the roller coaster tracks with clorox bleach every 347 minutes nigga you lame as shit, Nigga yo mom got a flat screen TV in her 3 story garage just so she can binge watch robot chicken while she clean out yo 4 month old mcdonalds mcgriddle bag my nigga you ugly as shit, Nigga yo step sister sold her ps4 remote control charger in exchange for a empty locos taco burrito shell because she has an addiction to using them bitches as napkins nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga yo grandma got a 3 inch tv in her closet thats dedicated to searching up videos on how to have drip by prettyboyfredo, Your doctor perscribed you a legendary set of dual wield tooth brushes because yo dirty ass got 56 different species of cavities in yo mouth my nigga you nasty as shit, What boy you survived a plane crash in south africa and as soon as you got out the plane you just took a 2 hour long shit behind a tree my nigga you ugly as shit, Nigga the chief executive leader of the Ku Klux Klan snuck into yo house my nigga just so he could put his big toe on yo lips then sneak back out my nigga you stupid as fuck, What boy you came out the womb swinging yo umbellical cord around like a cowboy rope throwin that shit at the doctors knee caps my nigga just so you could kidnap they doctors outfits because you thought that shit was stylish as fuck my nigga you ugly as shit, My nigga you got a special disease that makes you increase in height whenever you smell farts my nigga and Donald Trump found out about it and put you under solitary confinement to run tests on yo elbows my nigga you weird as shit, Stop talking nigga ya dad was the 5th president of the united states and he vetoed a bill that could've ended slavery boy your relatives are racist nigga, Nigga ya mom passed away at the cell games from Dragon Ball Z cuz a kamehameha blast scraped her forehead boy fuck is wrong with you, nope nope nope ya mom was famous in the hiden leaf village because she helped Hinata build up the courage to express her feelings towards naruto like shit boy you ugly as shit stop talkin to me, Nigga yo step dad tripped and fell off the london bridge because a legendary pokemon was biting his Gucci shoe strings because they was unties because that nigga don't even know how to tie his shoe strings nigga fuck is wrong with ya family boy, You the only nigga I know that thought Justin Bieber was an unknown species of bievers dumb ass boy stop talking to me nigga you ugly as shit, Nigga shut up your father is the second best uno player in the world he magically gets 18 draw 4 cards in a single match because he makes special ancient lucky prayers to the Giene from the arabian knights like shit boy you ugly as fuck, Nigga PewDiePie made a reaction video to you fingering yo booty hole with a 3d printed discord logo and he disliked the video and reported it to youtubes email dumb ass boyyou ugly as fuck, Nigga you just mad because yo step sister literally closed her left eye and opened it and it turned into an incomplete rinnegan that niggas ancestors from 3000 years ago was Itachi's uncle my nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga the number in yo discord tag stands for how many times you've gotten yo ass beat in Middle School my nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga you that one dude that slap boxes in High School and get mad whenever a nigga weave you left hook yo ass get to kicking niggas ugly ass boy, Fuck no boy you paid 800$ just to get the level 20 role dumb ass boy fuck is wrong with you, Yo fat ass grandma drink all the bacon grease out the pan as an appetizer before she eat breakfast fat ass bitch fuck is wrong with you, Fuck up nigga you perfectly place plastic cups in yo ear thinking you hearing the ocean dumb ass boy thought he had a sea shell nigga dumb as fuck, Fuck up nigga yo momma masturbates with an oragami dildo she made out of copy paper my nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me, Your jewish father stapled a cucumber to his ear because he wanted to try out for the Zimbabwe Nambya tribe my nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga ya mom farted on the statue of liberaty and it instantly started molding my nigga you nasty as shit stop talking to me nigga, Nigga you just mad because yo number 2 pencil snapped during yo End Of Course assessments in yo 7th grade chemistryclass like shit my nigga you dumb as shit, Nigga ya mom got kicked out of a top tier mc donalds resturant because she jumped over the counter and grabbed every ketch-up packet and stuffed it in her bullet proof MCM purse my nigga you dumb as shit, Nigga I looked at yo grandma laptop and I went to her bookmarks and all I seen was a youtube video titled "How To Bookmark For Beginners" dumb ass bitch what are you talking about, Terrible nigga ya mom got a magic washing machine boy she put a empty gatorade bottle in it and it turned into a filled powerade bottle stupid ass weird ass nigga fix ya house, You just mad cuz yo ex girlfriend left you when she found out she had more robux than you broke ass boy stop talking to me, Nigga ya grandmas daughter taught Michael jackson how to moon walk with sketchers on back in 1987 dumb ass nigg fuck is you saying to me nigga, Nigga your mom is dumb as fuck she an ancient believer that theirs eleventy-seven numbers in the alphabet stupid ass nigga fuck is you talkin bout, Nigga you literally are 100% prepared for a zombie apocolypse because you thought you was gon recreate the plants vs zombies game and grow 900 million plants and inject random super powers in each plant just to survive like shit nigga you're retarded as fuck, You're literally weird as fuck nigga you eat oreos by taking an oreo and cutting that shit in 4 pieces with a kitchen knife then tossing that bitch in yo mouth like it's some skittles like shit nigga you retarded as fuck, Nigga your mother was literally main actress in a winter roleplay survival adventure game cenctered around the colonization of Quebec boy you ugly as fuck stop talkin, Nigga your mom is literally known in the white house because she deep throated 7 of the U.S. presidents nigga ya mom is a federal thot fuck is you sayin nigga, You literally got kicked out of a London tea party because you was listening to rap music at the V.I.P. You've been invited to join. I looked in my peripheral vision and all I seem was ya grandma shakin ass to PrettyBoyFredo's OPP Pack Music Video my nigga you ugly like fuck stop talking to me, What boy? yo laptops internal webcam drivers are corrupted . and yo FBI agent used instant transmission to yo living room and stole all yo light bulbs dumb ass nigga, fuck is you saying you hideous ass iPhone 4 se screenprotector forehead ass nigga cmon now lotion bottle neck ass long foot ass itchy toenail having ass nigga im on yo ass nigga I went to yo momma house and went to the bathroom and opened up the mirror and saw 3 dildos and they all had sticky notes with names on them saying "Pussy Destroyer 1, 2 and 3" dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck I'll smack yo momma with a meat ball and she start breakdancing from the adrenaline rush bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying to me bitch ass nigga yo mom was in Highschool walking around the halls and she tripped and fell and busted her chest open bitch ass boy fuck is you saying nigga you ugly as fuck fat neck ass picture frame neck ass BiC lighter face ass acute triangle teeth shape ass nigga you spectacularly ugly as shit with yo Kapreson straw neck ass and speaking of kapreson straws, yo mom had a kapreson straw and put it in her booty hole and that fat bitch got tired because her left arm alone weigh 700 pounds fat ass bitch nigga fuck is you talking about you lame ass nigga yo father had a crush on Usain Bolt in 1944 while he was playing Saxiphone instrumentals in a doctors office flexing in front of all the patients with knee cap problems bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck, that nigga itachi uchiha put you in a infinite tsukyomi genjutsu and he made you hoolahoop for 600 hours dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck fuck is you saying little ass boy yo momma ate a cough drop and turned into beast boy bitch ass nigga yo mom got 360 noscoped by ninja in a fortnite pre-lobby and he banned you for stream sniping bitch ass nigga, yo grandma took back shots by Michael Jackson in 1984 sideways bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck nigga got a pillow pet cuz he lonely at night lame ass fat neck ass cmon now fat ass alligator teeth having ass nigga you ugly as fuck yo mom was hittin splits on top of the statue of liberty in exchange for soda cans bitch ass nigga cuz she's an expect recyclist bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck nigga, yo mom was tieing her shoe laces and accidentally tied her shoe lace to her pinkie toe and she started breaking all the Number 2 pencils tryna prove yo strength to the world bitch ass nigga, yo mom got epathermic displacia and it reverses her hand-eye coordination dumb ass nigga, she tried to pick up a subway sub sandwhich and she could not make contact with that shit she accidentally knocked it off the table, it fell on yo GUCCI shoe laces so you went into anafalactic shock and fell into sleep paralysis bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom is a grand priest in Egypt, and her spirit name is Bonquisha dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga, you was the first person in the world, to hang-slide off of a cruise ship and yo ass landed in the ocean bitch ass nigga little did you know approximately 16 sharks was suurrounding you and yo ass seen the sharks and you created "How do iiiiiiiiii sayyyyyyy goodbyeeeeee" bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass is the colossal titan from Attack On Titan and that nigga Captain Levi one shot you and you started crying out yo soul and started meditating yo consciousness and transformed into Jesus Christ bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga, shut yo bitch ass up you ugly ass phineus and ferb body built ass nigga you just depressed because yo pet lobster died from a sandstorm in zimbabwe when he was tryna find his kids he left there 3,000 years ago ugly ass boy im on yo ass fr now ugly ass nigga, Shut the fuck up you nasty ass weak collar bone having ass nigga you broke yo wrist tryna shoot a basketball because you took yo trainers words to heart my nigga when he said "flick yo wrist" you flicked that shit to a 326 degree angle and that shit snapped in 7 different locations ugly ass boy fuck is wrong with you, Fuck no boy yo ugly ass green bana peel body built ass nigga yo grandfather sniped a enemy solider and gained 3 experience points because he got lucky asf he dint even mean to do tha tshit my nigga you ugly as fuck, yo mom was bussin it back for that nigga sandy cheeks because she was gon give her a TI-84 calculator if she did it so she could conquor the world dumb ass nigga yo mom created the letter O because she saw the moon and started meditating dumb ass nigga she fell into sleep paralysis, and her sleep paralysis demon was a water battle, with the top off bitch ass boi fuck is you saying nigga you are a legendary pokemon trainer you beat Ash's pikachu by staring at his tail, dumb ass nigga that's why yo Auntie know the secret art of Spinjitsu, her ass can jump up in the air, kill 800 niggas, and fall back to the ground in 0.0004 seconds nigga yo auntie scary as shit fuck is you saying that's why yo granddad got assassinated by a poisonous venus fly trap in south dekota on top of a Ice Cream truck while he was charging his chakra dumb ass nigga yo great grandma created basketball, because she picked up a rock, and threw it through the middle of a lifesaver bitch ass nigga you stupid as fuck that's why yo granddad is an experienced agar.io player and he solotricked Donald Trump and gained 439,543 mass and started giving away all his mass to everyone in the game with a number in they name dumb ass nigga yo mom was on a airplane, and she banged her head against the glass, broke the window, jumped out, and landed on a trampoline and she bounced back up to the airplane, sat down, and pulled out a toolbox, and started fixing the airplane dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, fuck is you saying nigga you are horrible nigga yo granddad is the best space conservationist in the world nigga he made 84 couches, fit inside of a bathroom dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga you retarded as fuck yo girlfriend is Sakura so she beats the shit out of you whenever you don't acknowledge her dumb ass nigga boy fuck is you saying nigga you quit gaming, becuz that nigga YBN Nahmir, gave yo mom a cheeseburger, you saw that shit ain't have no meat on that shit, yo ass awakened yo sharingan and put that nigga into Sleep Paralysis, dumb ass nigga boy you ugly as fuck, yo grandma 360 noscoped Ninja and Tfue ina fortnite prelobby match on accident, and he banned her account for allegid stream sniping bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom was twerking her ass on top of the london bridge, just so she could make niggas throw nickels at her, and when she saw the nickels ain't have Theodore Rosevelts face on it, she strated panicing, her ass realized she wasn't in the same Country no more dumb ass nigga you retarded as fuck, im on yo ass now nigga you own a gold fish and a alligator, and yo fish ate yo alligator and transformed into a BeyBlade dumb ass nigga because little did you know, that was nemo from finding nemo bitch ass nigga you stupid as fuck, on yo ass for real nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom got a bottle of dioxyribo nucleic acid, sitting on the top of her chimney, and whenever it comes in contact with steam, it spawns satan dumb ass nigga, yo mom is a top tier architect, she created the london bridge dumb ass nigga, Ugly ass pineapple pinocio pinecone body built ass nigga yo mom took 13 viagra pills and started dry humping the light switch on her wall you stank ass bald ass degenerate fortnite playing ass nigga im on yo ass fr now bitch made ass boy, Shut up you bitch ass virgin 3 months ago yo mom got kidnapped by soul reapers and got evicerated in the soul society by Rukia Kuchki you fat ass pickle neck ass boy you just mad cuz yo headset falls off yo head cuz that shit was made for dwayne the rock johnson you ugly ass boy fuck is wrong with you, fuck up nigga yo grandma had sex with the engine of a motor byke back in new jersey, nigga what boy you been in void so long that you thought pakistan was the capitak of void just because it had pak in it you retarded ass reject nigga im on yo ass fr boy, nigga yo mom was throwing it back at a strip club for free and they gave her 3 pinnies and a nickel and she started throwin a tantrum and kissing every managers knee caps and you started throwing all the dinner plates, My nigga what boy you got arrested and sent to life in prison my nigga because the FBI because you gruesimly murdered a crocodile in a new zealand hallocaust commercial my nigga you ugly as shit, Nigga you literally was in a 1987 range rover sticking half way solved rubix cubes in yo belly button while drawing circles and x's on that shit like a tic tac toe board and when you lost to yourself you committed suicide because you just lost all dedication to life my nigga you ugly as shit, You came out yo momma pussy using yo umbelical cord as a legendary katana from poptropica and yo ass got 1 shotted by a needle, dumb ass boy fuck is u talkin bout, yo ass got a "LAUNCH" button on yo keyboard, and whenever you press that shit yo mom start running down the stairs with purple cast-iron booty shorts on and start washing all the dishes in the house weird ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass had a guitar, played a song for yo crush, and her boyfriend shot you in the head with a high pressure water gun dumb ass nigga boy fuck is you saying boy yo ass was earing an egyptian trinket around yo neck yo school one day, and it started an alien apocolypse cuz that shit got long lost ancient hispanic testronomic DNA in that shit bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying boa yo baby brother had a wooden bat and started beating the shit out of you just to tell you that dinner was ready dumb ass nigga boy fuck is you saying nigga you was in wal-mart crying because you couldn't find yo girl friend, little did you know she was on isle 13 giving blow-jobs to every nigga that bought her a pair of lip gloss dumb ass nigga, Nigga yo step-mom one shot the floor 1 dungeon boss from Swort Art Online because her ass had a legendary weapon crafted out of S rated gobanzo tree trunk bark dumb ass boy fuck is you saying nigga yo ass was depressed one day because yo pet snail died yo ass tried to astral project and yo soul got stuck in a ceiling fan bitch ass boi you ugly as fuck boy yo mom was bussin it back for Ronald Mc Donald for a free McFlurry and he did not give that shit to her dumb ass boi yo ass is inconsistantly sideways and yo vision is tilted to the left side of yo brain cuz yo ass got a weird condition called "Optical Dislexic Trajectory Flouride Symptoms bitch ass boy fuck is you sayinn nigga yo mom got gang banked my Krillin, Yamcha, Picollo and Android 18 in super saiyan form dumb ass nigga and when they got done, they summoned shenron and wished for a bacon egg and cheese sandwhich dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga now I'm finna flame the shit out of you nigga timmy turner is yo secret Physical Science teacher yo ass passed the class with a 100% cuz he did all the homework for you dumb ass boi fuck is u sayin nigga yo mom works at Freddy Frasbaears Pizzaria from Five Nights at Freddy's, her ass had a heart attack cuz she did not see a animatronic, her ass seen Courage the Cowardly Dog, that nigga was milly rocking with a watch in his hand and yo mom got hypnotized by it bitch ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo mom was inside the world of Attack on Titans, little did you know she was the Colossal Titan dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck boi yo great great step-grandma was bussin it back at a christian strip club where the only think you can shake is yo knee caps bitch ass boi fuck is u saying nigga yo ass made a Do It Yourself Fidget Spinner made out of Kunai Khifes and Ninja Shurikens bitch ass nigga yo ass tried to throw that shit, and it had no aim dumb ass nigga that shit landed in a bird nest and killed 3 baby penguins dumb ass boy fuck is u saying nigga, you used a senzu bean on Michael jacksons corpse and that nigga got up and started moonwalking with KameHameHa waves coming out of his diamond glove dumb ass nigga yo ass was on dance dance revolution 2 practicing yo high school prom dance skills bitch ass boy fuck is you saying nigga now im on yo shit nigga yo iphone 5 got a screenprotector on it that absorbs salt dumb ass nigga and you paid 400 dollars for that shit tahts why Shisui Uchiha put you in a Genjutsu that made yo 5 senses evaporate bitch ass nigga yo mom fell into sleep paralysis cuz yo ass got a Optical Illusion ceiling fan bitch ass nigga you get to turning that shit on and all you see is a black and red spiral dumb ass niga you stupid as fuck boy yo ass is a arabian knight spirit that died in 1432 because yo ass got speared in yo back by Theodore Rosevelt with a Golden Eagle dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass got a piggy bank in yo room thats soul bounded to only catching Nickels dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass still got a 3DS and the only game you got is Sonic Unleashed and yo ass is stuck on the first stage because 3 of yo buttons broke dumb ass nigga yo ass can only move up and down dumb ass boi fuck is u saying yo ass got 3 candles lit up in yo bathroom to do ancient christian japanese dragon ball z shenron chants to summon the Goddess of Bumblebees dumb ass boy fuck is you saying nigga, nigga yo mom was caught in a wild fire in a jungle, her ass transformed into the Colossal Titan to save herself dumb ass nigga yo mom is an ancient level 300 sewer dweller her ass get to killin all alligators for fun dumb ass boy fuck is you talkin but nigga yo ass got a microwave in yo kitchen, that makes yo food colder with yo ironic ass boy and whenever you use that shit yo food get frost bite dumb ass nigga fuck is you talkin bout yo great grandfather was bussin it back at the LGBTQ hideout with nothing but a ariana grande halloween outfit on nigga got to hittin all high notes tryna impersonate her so niggas could touch on his gay ass, ugly ass boy, fuck is you talkin bout nigga yo granddad is that nigga Choji from Naruto fat ass boy yo ass get to throwing hand signs and turning into a giant dumb ass boi fuck is you talkin bout nigga yo internet cable is snapped in half cuz that nigga courage the cowardly dog be bitin yo shit at night time when you dont give him a fruit roll-up when he successfully pees in his potty bin dumb ass nigga you stupid like fuck boi, nigga yo mom created the loadout of the roblox website dumb ass nigga you dont even have a shower in yo house and you gotta take showers in yo washing machine in the laundry room bitch ass nigga yo ass dont even know how to throw a frizby, Nah nigga you really smell like armadillo knee cap grease with ketchup and mustard on it and you put black pepper on it as a toping bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck boy and that's why yo keyboard loses keys whenever you play OSU Mania because you be tapping yo keyboard too hard, Nigga you answered A on every question of yo S.A.T.