We mostly just watched and drank wine. (LYDIA stabs him.) The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing - Betelgeuse and Ensemble 3. Proceed directly to the Netherworld! You are like ice! (ADAM and BARBARA scream as BARBARAs hand is on fire.). Home Explore Songbook Top Artists Groups Apps Get VIP. But together, well make him see! Ive never felt this before. LYDIA: It's like I told you, Dad: This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out! As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! DELIA: SUCKS-YES! CHARLES: Delia, you erotic astronaut! ), ADAM: Somebody do something! They sound so beautiful. BEETLEJUICE: (sinisterly.) LOOK! BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, Dad! Never change! And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. I'm totally enchanted. Dont you remember when we moved in? I- Im your father. What do I always say about doubt? See ya suckers! This iteration of Scott Brown and Anthony King's musical, with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect, is otherwise nearly identical and keeps all the musical's hit songs intact, including the viral hit "Say My Name" and the Harry Belafonte classic "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)." In the show, the titular Beetlejuice is a demon who's stuck haunting a . MAXIE DEAN: Great idea, Im famished. Theyre gonna be my new best friends! BARBARA: Im sorry, why are we in the attic? And that is why you need me! Were still together. LYDIA: Really? LYDIA: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. (a beat.) Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. Well that wouldve been good to know. So, goodbye. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. CHARLES: HELLO! ), BARBARA: MAITLANDS 2.0! OH! ADAM: So, crazy story. ALL GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, BEETLEJUICE: AHHHHHHH!! Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal. Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. Maybe the most haunting thing about "Beetlejuice," the new musical version of the 1988 Tim Burton movie that is having its world premiere at the National Theatre, is the creepy feeling of . DELIA: What are you talking about? Oh I don't see anything -- Aah! BARBARA: We are! Theyre queens! FORESHADOWING. THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) You dont recognize me? Maxie Dean will be here for dinner in two days. DELIA: Lydia, you cannot just sneak up on people and take their essence. IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? He was fast! Thats why youre stuck in the attic! MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! So goodbye . The man next to me And there is a way. ", YOUR DADDY SHOULD BE LEAVIN' AND YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, SO, LYDIA, DON'T END YOURSELF DEFEND YOURSELF, GO AHEAD AND JUMP BUT THAT WON'T STOP HIM, I'M ON THE BENCH, BUT COACH JUST PUT ME IN THE GAME. Youre leaving me? That never happens. BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. JUNO: You are the embarrassment. LYDIA: The ghosts! LYDIA: Beetlejuice, dont you get it? Thats why Im doing this. Well, we can take care of that. I took a very big risk with this place. Delia! But what if it doesnt last? Unless, are you horribly disfigured? Prrokie! New phone, who dis? Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! BEETLEJUICE: Well, it doesnt matter if you say it Adam, THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE! Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. (to audience.) Alone. ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". Dad theres ghosts! Welcome! After Adam and Barbara realized that Lydia wasn't like the rest of her family, they didn't want Betelgeuse to scare her anymore. OTHO: Delia? 119. Leave this house! Now Charles, weve not yet discussed my fee. (in a southern accent.) First published Apr 06, 2020. BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? We did find that out. Ooohh? | Smule Social Singing Karaoke app. Let me point you to the right page. DELIA: SHE IS A HURRICANE IN ALL KINDS OF WEATHER, LYDIA: MAMA IF YOU'RE LISTENING, DOESN'T THIS BLOW YOUR MIND, BUT SEEK A LITTLE STRANGER THAN USUAL AND YOU WILL FIND. But Lydia, you cant live like this! I didnt like strangers when I was alive. LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? Leave this house! Up the stairs! DELIA: Oh! CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. But you wanted your mommy. And I want everyone here to know it. We left each other behind. To be her what do you call yourself again? CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. LYDIA: But Dad, theres no one in it. Welcome to the family, son. Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, GIRL I GOT YOUR BACK, GIRL I'M HELPING YOU GROW", TIME TO TAKE COMMAND YOU DICTATE THE HAND THE UNIVERSE DEALS. (more chase.) All Ive gotta do is get a living person to say my name three times. After more than 30 years, Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder could potentially reprise their roles as Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz in the upcoming film Beetlejuice 2.. Keaton and Ryder originally played the iconic characters in Tim Burton's 1998 cult classic Beetlejuice.. As reported by ScreenRant, Brad Pitt's production company Plan B Entertainment has signed on to produce Beetlejuice 2. OH! Hey, I get it! BARBARA: Adam, thats not why she doesnt like it here. I cant see! All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. ADAM Hey old girl! DELIA: Its like my guru Otho always says, If you dont take a chance, you dont have a chance, because you didnt take it!. This is all very believable. Im gonna say it! LYDIA: (to CHARLES.) I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! AH AH AH! New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! So this is what you get! CHARLES: You made it big. MAXINE: OH STOP! You brought him to life, just so you could kill him? (ADAM kisses BEETEJUICE. I am SO sick and tired of being invisible and you, you can change all of that! Tagged: Rhymes, Juice, Loose. LYDIA: Yeah, me too. MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. All ganging up against the mean lady from hell! Feel nothing. CHARLES: Lydia! The dead lead lives of noisy desperation in "Beetlejuice," the absolutely exhausting new musical that opened on Thursday at the Winter Garden Theater. CHARLES: Wouldnt even know where to start. You know what? OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! Some things work better in the movie, some work better in the musical. Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. You said no Ink Spots on this vacation! You need a mother. : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. And Ive got a plan. (a beat or two.) Is that why youre wearing those sheets? She was my whole world. I am utterly alone." -Lydia Deetz. Lets find out! Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. BEETLEJUICE: Nothing, so your dad wants to suck me into this fancy box. Video Examples. LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! And then mom said, Lets clean up. And she made us sing that song she always loved. ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. I can bring your daddy so much pain. Mr. Beetlejuice, since we met, you have pinched me, and groped me, and harassed me, sir, and I wanna tell you, in front of all these people, that it has worked! THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! Not answering! DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! ADAM Bill Hadley on his tractor. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to kill those people downstairs. Wheres your handbook? What are you talking about. You both get em. BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! This house is haunted! IM ALIVE! You old swaddler! The rule bookI present: The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. Its like a nursing home for sad cats. The doubts his . We do not want to kill people! So much poise! GIRL SCOUT: THIS IS IT THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WISHING, HOPING, WORKING, AND PRAYING FOR, THE DAY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN DELAYING FOR YEARS, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY'RE OVERPROTECTIVE, I WAS BORN WITH ARRHYTHMIA MY HEART IS DEFECTIVE, ONLY TAKES ONE SHOCK AND I COULD BE DEAD FROM THE FEAR, THE GIRL SCOUTS HELPED MY HEART GROW STRONG, THEY'D HAVE MY BACK IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG WITH ME, DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT MY HEART COULD STOP. DELIA: Nope! All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. LYDIA: I dont have a lot of friends so, if I have to live in this stupid house, at least I know Ill have you guys in the attic. In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . CHARLES: OkayOtho! Love is love. So lets scare my dad! Im the perfect person to help you battle your ghost. . MAITLANDS: BJ IS A GRADUATE OF JUILLIARD! I have some good news. 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